Leave a Comment | Posted by Chris Malone on December 28, 2010
C-O-L-D
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I can see why Storm and Chris take this time off every year. It is bitterly cold! This morning was the coldest I have experienced in years. Now it wasn’t the coldest temperatures ever but since I was 4 in the morning, it seemed colder than mornings before in late December. Anyways, I make the mad dash from my apartment to my car (thank goodness for keyless entry), start it up and notice the frost on the windshield is blocking my view. Since the car is freezing cold itself, the defrost was doing nothing but blowing cold air. So I decide to swish away the ice with some windshield washer fluid. I pull the wiper arm control bar and hear the pump begin…but no fluid. I know there is plenty of fluid in the reserve…as my car alerts me when it is low and there is no alert. I then put two together..the fluid was frozen inside the motor!!!!
Time for plan B. I reach for my wallet and dig out a credit card to begin scraping off the ice. I pick my Flexible Spending Account card (no reason in particular) and scrape the frozen ice crystals from my front windshield. Ahh…enough for me to see through, so I begin driving to work. About 10 minutes later, just as the car warms to a snuggle and fall back asleep temperature, just as I arrive at work. Later when the sun was up I went out and opened by hood to see if there was any windshield fluid left. Yes, there it is in it’s blue glory! I never imagined that the windshield washer fluid would freeze when I moved to the Sunshine State!















