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Escapee cow used tongue to unlock gate

When he repeatedly found his cows out of their shed – knowing he’d locked them inside the night before – farmer Tom Grant thought cattle rustlers could be responsible.

So he set about installing CCTV cameras at his South Armagh farm, to catch them in the act, trying to steal his animals.

But when he reviewed the footage, he was shocked to discover that one of his prized cows was actually using her tongue to unlock a gate.

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Armchair astronomer discovers ’structure’ on Mars

A US man who describes himself as an ‘armchair astronomer’ claims he’s found a strange structure on the surface of the red planet after using the Google Mars.

Though more professional astronomers are yet to be convinced, David Martines has already dubbed his find “Bio-Station Alpha” and claims it’s evidence of extraterrestrial life.

Martines says he was scanning Google Mars when he stumbled on the discovery which he says is a 700ft long and 150ft wide cylindrical structure.

Speaking on YouTube – where great astronomers release their findings – Martines said: “It could be a power station or it could be a biological containment or it could be a glorified garage — hope it’s not a weapon.”

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Scott Wright says he recently looked out of the window at his Florida home and saw a
black bear lounging around in his pool an jacuzzi… and she had no plans to leave.

In fact, the bear was there for 30 minutes and seemed to enjoy blowing bubbles in the pool, playing with toys and generally chilling.

Amazingly the 44-year-old private investor says this is not the first time a bear has made use of his pools, he says there are a number which live locally and enjoy the occasional dip.

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A Spokane, Washington woman says she accidentally caught Bigfoot on camera while hiking through the woods. The footage is supposedly from an iPhone camera. The videographer says they didn’t notice the creature until they went home and watched the video. Does this look real?